Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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