Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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