dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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