i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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