She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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