I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
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I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong