If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
be right there i have to get my cape
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.