How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we made out on top of his cat.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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