So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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