Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
jump out the window naked night went bad
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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