you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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