Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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