Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Porn is love you can see.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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