so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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