Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....