You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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