I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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