Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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