are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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