A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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