come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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