I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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