watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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