im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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