She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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