Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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