Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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