David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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