How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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