This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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