You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My breath smells like gin and sadness
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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