ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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