did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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