sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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