yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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