she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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