she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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