remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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