I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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