My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
