As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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