just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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