Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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