i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?