I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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