I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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