You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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