The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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