It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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