Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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