Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Randomize
