He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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