I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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