Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just threw up on my dentist
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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