After last night, I could never be a politician.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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