So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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