I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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