You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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